You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When did angry sex become our thing?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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