I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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