If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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