Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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