The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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