Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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