whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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