brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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