There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So vagazzling was a success
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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