I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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