I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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