Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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