Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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