he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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