i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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