she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
false alarm. still invincible.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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