"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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