im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i think im in europe. pls send help
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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