I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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