They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's never too late to be topless.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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