I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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