I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
