i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I touched a dick in church today
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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