I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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