i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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