how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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