Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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