when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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