I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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