I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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