your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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