Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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