I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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