Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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