I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
ok first of all what the fuck
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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