Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
