god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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