so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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