in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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