I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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