Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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