Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Randomize
