Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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