Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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