By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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