He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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