5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
