how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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