im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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