Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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