Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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