Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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