would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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