if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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