He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
