Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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