just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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